Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Cripples are lame.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Dumb

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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