- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face is kinda funny

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is older than history?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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