What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Anti Joke

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