- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

u know whats a crime? rape

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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