Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

united we sit, cause we're fat

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Anti Joke

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