A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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