Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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