What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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