whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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