What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Hello penis

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Anti Joke

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