- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What rhymes with milk...milf

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