- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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