Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why Did the throw up He was sick

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

mmm i love marble bumhole

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

silver bullet?

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

every cloud has a silver lining

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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