A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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