What did the dubstep say? Wub.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A dog was barking at a tree

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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