Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

DEATH.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Racial Equality

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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