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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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