What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Anti Joke

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