What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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