What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Justin Beiber

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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