What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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here's a joke... the american education society

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Wenis Penis

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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