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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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