Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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