- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the man with no head say to the women?

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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