What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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knock knock come in !

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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