A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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