A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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