- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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