roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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This is an anti-joke.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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