- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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