- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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