- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A praying mantis is very graceful

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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