Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What's 2+2? Fish

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Your're racist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

you see theres this guy.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A baby seal walks into a club.

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