- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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