Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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