- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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