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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Justin Beiber

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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