- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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