- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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