- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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