- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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