what goes boo a sock

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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A guy at a baseball game....

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u suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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