Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Sloths

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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