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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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