- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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