- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Knock, Knock Who's There

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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