- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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