- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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