- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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