- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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