Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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