im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

John Cena

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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