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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

it was all Tagart

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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