Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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