- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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