The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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