what's black and can't swim?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Nickelback.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A hill billy went fishing

9/11 my birthday

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Massie is a fatass

* anti-punchline

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

No your aunties a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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