- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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