- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

There once was this guy and he fell down

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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