- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

your mum

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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