Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Your girlfriend.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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The FCC

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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