- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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