- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why does the man appear fat he is

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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