A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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