What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Joesph Triphook.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Please don't shoot me

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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i'm hard

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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