- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good