What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Asians.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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