- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

whats up and also down? your mum

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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