- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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