Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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