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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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