- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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