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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's blue? The sky.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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