Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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No antijoke here.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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