what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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