Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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I hate blackniggers

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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