- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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