What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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