what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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