- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Wanna hear a joke? no

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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