- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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