A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Wanna hear a joke? no

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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