So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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