- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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