- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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