What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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