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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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