Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Smelly Indians.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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