Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

im gay

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

women's rights.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

people magazine

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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