- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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