- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

This is an anti- joke

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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