HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Your mums a potato

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Joesph Triphook.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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