- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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