Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Cheese

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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