Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Jeff

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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