- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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