- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

womens rights

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

stinky boner

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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