- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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