Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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