What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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