Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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