- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red, yup.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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