-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A gay man watches football.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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