What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Weaner

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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