Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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