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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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