- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Good job, son.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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