- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

God is real.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Mooses

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

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