Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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