- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Turkey Balls

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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