how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A lot eh?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Hail Hitler

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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