What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

su algato es en fuego

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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