- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A fat guy!

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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