Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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