- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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