- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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