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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

"hey do you know the date" "58"

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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