Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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