- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Stephen Hawking

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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