- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Hello penis

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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