Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Dumbledore dies.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Chlamydia

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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