- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

[Set up] [No punch line]

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's worse than this That :(

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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