- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock knock.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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