Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

This is not a joke.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A van drives into a car.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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