What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's your guys names?

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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