- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

your so fat. your fat!

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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