What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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