- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mama's so fat... that's it

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