How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jovan

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Anti Joke

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