- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Neither did she.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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