There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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