what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

men's rights activists

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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