- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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