- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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