Antijokes...

I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Guest what in the butt

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A dyslexic blind man

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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