Knock Knock. Come in.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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