Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Albino African Americans

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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