What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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