- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Knock Knock? Come in.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's up? Your time.

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