Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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