- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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