- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Eric is gay Ha

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is older than history?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

hers a joke... japanese people

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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