- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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