I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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