What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Knock knock *open*

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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