- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What if I told you.....potatoe

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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