- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*