Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Alchohol.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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