What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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