- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

WOw you have no life

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

I am quite mature.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

jd and zach loves vigina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

I am a mime

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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