- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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