Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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