- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

I walk into a bar...

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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