Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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