What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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SHUT UP JP

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How high is the sky? True or False

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I love pissing people off :P

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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