- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Robin, get in the car!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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