it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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