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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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