What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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