- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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