Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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