- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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