Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Pineapple.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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