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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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