- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock knock Come in

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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