- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What would u like to drink?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

speak now or forever hold your pee

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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