What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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diarrhea.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Anti Joke

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