- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did the zebra cross the road?

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Male leadership.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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