Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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