Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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your face

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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