A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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