What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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