Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Jebron Lames.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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bologna

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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