- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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