- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Women's rights.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

The FCC

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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