What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Sixty... eight

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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