Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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