whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's 1+1? 69.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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