How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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