- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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