- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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