- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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