- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why is the ground wet It rained

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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