What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A women left the kitchen.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Women's Rights

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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