Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your sex life.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Dwight Howard

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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