How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Anyone can post anything.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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kieran is a homosexual

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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people magazine

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Penis

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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