Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Justin Beiber

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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