- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Immigration Laws

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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