- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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