- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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