So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Sam Hengal.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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