- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.