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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

It says so on your cap.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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