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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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