- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

one stop shop

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

PICKLES

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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