(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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how do you win a game try your best

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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