How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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