- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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