Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Women's Rights

A women left the kitchen.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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