- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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