A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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