Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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I just drank a cola.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Fat people

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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