- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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