Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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