- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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