A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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I went to work today....

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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