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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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