- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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