What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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