- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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