- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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