- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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