- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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