- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

yolo your orange looks orange

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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