- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

hey hey apple

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

women's rights.

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