- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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