When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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the sky is green no it is not

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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