- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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