Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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