What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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