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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Ham sandwich

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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