- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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