- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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