We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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- Helen Keller

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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