Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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