- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A car walks into a bar.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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