what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's 2+2? Fish

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