Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Your mom.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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womans having rights.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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