- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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